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funny right!! December 8, 2005

Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.