the BOSS!! December 14, 2005
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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, “Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each” So the eager senior manager shouted, “I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.” Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.” Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch.” Lesson V – Always allow the boss to speak first !
this are me and me alone …i would create a better page l8r on…. December 12, 2005
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did u ever think of dis??? December 11, 2005
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? hehehe…… Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops… Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ? If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
funny right!! December 8, 2005
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Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
me again December 8, 2005
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i am ssik wiv a double “ss” like kiss spelt backwards
from me to u December 8, 2005
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i want no mo’ los like “sol om on” spelt backward.
me December 8, 2005
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the technic is gon make you sweat but dont sweat the technic.
Hello world! December 7, 2005
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